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As some of you already know, I created this blog as a side blog before I understood what that really meant. As my pretendy fun-times have progressed, I’ve come to realize that this is simply not sufficient for the kind of RP i’m trying to do.
So! I’ve created an entirely new blog for Wade, and as of this post, this one will be inactive. I’m not deleting it, however, since I like what I have on here too much.
If I ‘ve already started playing with you, I’ll be continuing without a hitch using the new blog. If you’ve just started following and I haven’t had a chance to play with you yet, just head on over to the new one and I’ll be there waiting for you!
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
When did Ryan Reynolds become Deadpool?
Like not complaining or anything, but is there like a movie I missed, or what?
Or did we all just say FUCK IT and throw him into our Marvel mix?
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHERE HE CAME FROM
There was absolutely no movie that you missed
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“GALACTUS IS CONFUSED AND ALARMED OF THE FEELINGS BROUGHT ON BY YOUR SHORT-SHORTS!”
I don’t know what Galactus is complaining about - I appreciate Deadpool’s short shorts.
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Inspiring words.
you guys know what’s better than yaoi hands
PROSTHETIC YAOI HANDS
i’m sorry i couldn’t resist
“OK, creature? Come on now, that was harsh. I’m not even a mutant, as the X-Men are so fond of reminding me.”
Wade cocks his head. ”I’m not working for anybody right now. Is the Bat hiring? Thought he was more of a loner? It’s too bad, ‘cause with those cute widdle ears of his, I bet he could make friends easy if he just tried. Do you know if he can wiggle them? I feel like there’s no point in having them if you can’t use them to their full effect.”
He grins and leans forward conspiratorially. “Thor, my friend, is a hot blonde. Probably a bit tall for you, but you should really check that out. Could be Alice under a different name, and after some surgery. If the hair is anything to go by, I mean.”
“….That is not funny…not at all. You’re mocking me like everyone else does.” Jervis glared at the other, “You stop that right now..I am in no mood for these games.” He held his ground, Alice was a girl, she would never change herself…right? Never undergo painful surgery. Jervis shook his head, “I don’t know….maybe you should go see for yourself, I don’t like Batman….no no no, he’s just as mean as you are.”
Deadpool’s honestly surprised at the reaction.
“Mocking you? I mean, yeah, but don’t take it personally, that’s like, my only mode of communication, I do it to everyone. I do it to me.”
He shrugs.
“Besides, Crane said it was a good way to introduce myself. He also said I’d like your hat, and was dead on about that, so really, I’m blame free here. For once.”
“I don’t get it, dude. Everybody else who walks up to you, it’s all ‘Alice, there you are, are you my Alice?’ But me, I get the cold shoulder for trying to inititiate. You know what this is? Discrimination. And that hurts everyone, pal.”
Wade huffs and sets his hands on his hips.
“And you haven’t even seen my hair, so don’t you go making suppositions and judgements. For all you know, I could have a glorious mane. On a related note, if long-haired blondes are your thing, you really oughta meet Thor.”
”Alice is a Girl…you’re not a girl…I don’t go and mistake my Alice for a …creature like you…” Jervis stated angrily. He let out a sigh, trying to calm down. “Now…I do not want to see your hair, I don’t even know who you are? Are you working for the Bat? You shoo..shoo shoo, leave….” He crossed his arms, cocking an eyebrow up, “Thor? Who’s Thor…?”
All in all, Jervis was confused. Why did this man have to think that he was Alice? He wasn’t Alice. Not his sweet and lovable Alice. No.
“OK, creature? Come on now, that was harsh. I’m not even a mutant, as the X-Men are so fond of reminding me.”
Wade cocks his head. ”I’m not working for anybody right now. Is the Bat hiring? Thought he was more of a loner? It’s too bad, ‘cause with those cute widdle ears of his, I bet he could make friends easy if he just tried. Do you know if he can wiggle them? I feel like there’s no point in having them if you can’t use them to their full effect.”
He grins and leans forward conspiratorially. “Thor, my friend, is a hot blonde. Probably a bit tall for you, but you should really check that out. Could be Alice under a different name, and after some surgery. If the hair is anything to go by, I mean.”
nghk I will never get over this comic issue if only because it looks like Wade is SKIPPING everywhere nhgj I just laugh really hard at it okay?